1. Michael Phelps - So what if he got caught taking a hit off a bong!! Who hasn’t!?! That only makes me love him more. I mean seriously remember his awesome abs. Beautiful!!!!
2. Seth Myers - Love Love Love Seth Meyers!!! He’s adorable. I watched SNL this weekend and this clip is what placed him at number 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ENW1m40sk
3. Chris Martin - I’m watching the Grammy’s right now!! Look at that face!!!
4. Johnny Knoxville - He’s gone down this week only because I haven’t seen any episodes of Jackass or Wildboyz. So he’s slipped to # 4.
5. T.I. - Again watching the Grammy’s right now. Oh My God!
February 9th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Johnny Knoxville was on Howard Stern last week. He has something wrong with his penis at the moment, has to insert a tube in it twice a day. Still hot though.
February 9th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
That’s a good photo of Phelps. I’ll smoke a round with him… So Hot!!!
April 12th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Great Photo of Chris Martin! Damn you Gwyneth Paltrow! I can’t believe you stole my husband! I’m going to the Coldplay Concert June 17, and can’t wait for it! I’m so excited! I really don’t think he meant to ‘rip off’ a chorus of a song, I really don’t. I found a note on the internet, and it was HILARIOUS. It says: The self-impressed ? and new songs have arrived. Famous Oil Painters and a glass of water. It’s as if the pressure is a catalyst. The pressure to finish is intense. Luckily, I don’t let things like “pressure” and “consequences” bother me. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have named my kid Apple. I mean that. The kid is going to get her ass kicked all the time. I should really get investigated for child abuse. But that won’t happen, cause I’m Chris Muthafuckin’ Martin. Anyway, you’re probably wondering about the previous part of the letter, where I mention oil painters and glasses of water. What’s that about? Well, there’s a guy painting in here. I’m actually high on fumes right now, which is why I’m writing this pointless note. That, and I couldn’t finish the album on time, so I’m trying to distract you. That’s it.
Wait, one last thing. You know how I know I’m gay? I listen to me.
I love that joke.
Lata playas,
Chris Martin
THANK YOU CHRIS MARTIN!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!